The female/male needs to understand that the relationship starts when considering acceptance of an engagement, and continues throughout association with the partner.
Steps in Accepting a Boyfriend/Girlfriend
1. Approach by new male/female
Mila Kunis/Ryan Gosling... Why not?
2. Obtain ethical clearance from previous partner
Ah Charles Manson....What. A. Babe.
While I do feel that this would be an extremely awkward conversation, I fully understand WHY IT WOULD HELP.
3. Evaluate integrity of guardians/family/parole officer
Ew.
Are they batshit crazy? No? Proceed.
4. Evaluate independence
No. Even though I like her style.
5. Assess competence to perform well in relationship
Win!
5. Decide to accept
6. Visualize future engagement
Bigger. BIGGGERRRRR.
7. Evaluate existing boyfriend/girlfriend on an ongoing basis
Godspeed. Beware of Enron/HIH types!
I have an exam in two days.
You should write picture books for adults.
ReplyDeleteThose exist. They call them pornography.
ReplyDeleteAh. Has Amy written any?
ReplyDeleteIf this exam has a practical application section...then you'll still fail because you're doing this instead, but afterwards you can at least tell your lecturer that you're really freaking funny.
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